Pretty sure if I wanted to pay to watch ads, I would have stuck with cable.

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

Good. Hiring one of the best comedy writers of our era for a comedy sketch and preventing him from ad-libbing would have been a waste of everyone’s time.

Uh so... congrats on getting here days after the article was edited, I guess?

Um... you know that the swinging Spider-Man at Disney’s California Adventure is a robot, right?

This will surely be the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark of Joker movies.

Think of this less as “chicken pox” and more “shingles”.

Chickenpox? The timeline doesn’t really add up here, unless Bieber’s parents are anti-vaxxers who refused to get him the chickenpox vaccine when he was a child.

Cage is part of the Coppola family, he can make as many flops as he wants and still bounce back.

Interesting to see political discourse in America physically confined to two separate “free speech zones” that just shout slogans back and forth.

This is one of those things I’ll be watching just to see how badly they manage to fuck it up.

He stated in interviews at the time that he was thinking of just releasing singles online. Could be wrong, but I think he’s only released one new song since then.

“Garfield, get your dirty ass paws off my motherfuckin’ lasagna!”

...including one Bored Ape worth $200,000.

Michell Obama

Honestly, I would have demanded my money back when they insisted I put my phone in some weird little case. Fuck off with this treating adults like kids bullshit already.

I still can’t believe they cast Santa Claus in this movie.

Unless the animation is in the style of Edward Gorey, I’m not interested.

Sorry, but I just can’t get past the fact that the director’s name is “Ninja.”

I’m pretty sure I forgot about this movie until now for a reason.