He actually has an interesting life story, but for most of us he’s just the guy from the Chinese restaurant episode of Seinfeld.

Oh yes, I have read both novels. The thing about Crash is how cold and clinical it is, which the movie doesn’t really reflect. It’s almost like reading a thesis or scientific paper.

Seems odd that anyone would be shocked by Crash, given that it’s an adaptation of book that was at least a couple decades old at that point.

So everyone’s going to be a host by the end of season 4, right?

TABLES!!!!!!

RIP Adam Conover

I think Scientology is horrible but I also don’t disagree with her message here. Unless they’re a exceptional person, I have no reason to care about an actor’s personal life and if they want to be quiet about it that’s okay with me.

Arguably, it is a little weird to masturbate behind businesses like Souplanation that went out of business a couple of years ago. Get with the times!

Ironically, Bugs Bunny had the right idea by sawing off the entire state of Florida.

Trust me, whenever you see a process server approaching you should zip away on a Tron light cycle.

Jon Arbuckle threw him out the window.

This is a terrible idea since not all of this evidence may be admissible in court, which could potentially taint jurors in the court cases.

If this was a Ubisoft production, despite the delay the movie would still come out with a 50 GB day one patch, and half the characters would still be missing their faces.

That’s not even subtext, by the way; DeSantis literally said he was retaliating today because Disney was “injecting sexuality into the programming that is provided to our youngest kids,” i.e., acknowledging that gay people, like the families of many of those youngest kids, actually exist.

So what’s next for Chris Wallace? Back to sucking dick at Fox News?

I’m sure we could get a robot with a powerful laser to slice the Oreo in half perfectly. The problem then is that we have a robot with a powerful laser on the loose, and humanity will be powerless to stop it.

Oh he’ll come and do TV for the right price... that’s all he’s saying here really.

Turns out Tom Hanks is about as good of a pitcher as the guys professionally pitching for the Guardians.

Meanwhile, dentists are still forcing their patients to listen to the worst of the 80's pop rock hits.