Is there only one version this time, or are they internationalizing it for different markets like the original?

As soon as the boxes of fireworks appeared I knew it had to somehow be a “Chekhov’s Gun” that would ultimately tie it to New Year’s celebrations. The real villain in the story is the guy near the end recording the fireworks on a vertical video.

Despite his weird reputation, Nic Cage is a pretty normal guy by Hollywood standards.

Some Star Wars nerd should know the answer to this: when was the first time he was referred to as Boba Fett? I don’t remember him having a name in the original movies.

Wait, so there’s no magic pill that can give you Oprah’s endorsement?

I’m sure his apology tour has nothing to do with the fact that there are several shelved James Franco films that have been waiting to be released for years.

Well... even though it’s no longer part of News Corp, the main shareholder is still Rupert Murdoch.

Plot twist: he was just a professional surrogate the entire time.

One thing that weighs on Michaels’ mind when it comes to contemplating his departure is that he “won’t want the show ever to be bad...”

I really enjoy this new docu-comedy style that people like John Wilson and Andrew Callaghan have come up with. Turns out comedy doesn’t have to be mean spirited or cynical... who knew?

Based on your comment, I’m pretty sure you were a member of the Nobel Prize committee.

If it doesn’t have Nic Cage going absolutely apeshit as a Batman knockoff, I just don’t care.

If you have to mention that someone won a Grammy, that’s a good indication that your readership has no idea nor cares who this person is.

At least five of the people in the video were on Awesome Show, which is a pretty weird crossover.

Took me until the end of the article to catch the double meaning of “The Dropout.” Must be having a slow day.

Seems like a lot of missed opportunities here, like complaining about the amount of steam at the bagel shop or the amount of used chewing gum in the bagels.

Forget when I first saw Will Forte, but by the time he appeared as several completely deranged characters in the Tim & Eric Universe I was immediately a fan.

Is this just a listicle or are they actually preserving the movie in some form — and if so, is it the original cut or one of the largely panned edits?

...it never feels like there are any real stakes.

Honest question: who the hell is watching this shit? And WHY?!