Does it end with an exhausting long, unfulfilling fight scene with questionable CGI like almost every recent comic book movie? Somehow I feel like I already know the answer.

I saw these guys protesting outside Twitter’s headquarters -- because Twitter’s logo is perpetuating the pro-bird conspiracy. The entire thing was pretty funny.

Does that comment work for anyone else? To me it looks like Kinja’s comment formatting is fucked up even worse than usual right now.

I know The Onion already made a joke about the American people hiring lobbyists to represent them, but honestly is that what it’s going to take to finally ban MLMs?

Video game hardware is too expensive these days because people are buying it up to mine fake internet currency, which seems like it might have been a plot point in an early draft of The Matrix that was cut out for being “too stupid.”

All the Craig-Bond movies have strong death related themes, but in Spectre where it starts with Bond dressed as a skeleton and the theme song ends with the line “The writing’s on the wall” I have to say, if you didn’t know how these movies were going to end you’re a few olives short of a martini.

How long before they get to a Mr. Show adaptation?

Is this the new “face on Mars” conspiracy? Because it turned out that rock formation only looked vaguely like a face when the light hit it at a certain angle.

That’s nothing compared to the injuries sustained to both Itchy and Scratchy.

There’s a time and a place for all these questions but look, it’s far past the point where those questions should be appearing in entertainment news. Whatever happened, someone died and it’s entirely possible this movie will be shelved. I’d go so far as to say the longer this stays in the news the less likely this…

At least the red states of the Middle East don’t constantly whine about “cancel culture” while being the only ones perpetrating it through legislation.

Ok...boomer?
(is that right? does that apply here?)

Every time I see a list of whatever garbage music is popular these days, I have to remind myself that at the very least nobody buys physical media anymore so at least it’s not filling up landfills.

But, alas, she mostly disappears from the movie after giving Bond a ride home.

Back in my day, we just rapped over samples from famous pop rock songs and everyone sued one another. What’s wrong with people these days?

Considering the number of times MST3k was brought back and the number of spinoffs, I think it’s pretty safe to say that everyone who ever made the call to cancel it was wrong.

Never got the love some people had for Chex Quest. Of all the lazy Doom re-skins out there, it was middle of the road at best.

From the moment the Sontarans changed the history of Earth it was pretty clear this would all be retconned. Either that or they’ll just pretend it never happened. Guess we’ll find out which on New Year’s?

As any PR person can tell you, sometimes the best thing to say on a topic is nothing.

Scientists: “How can we make plastic that vegans can’t use?”