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If they retire, we’ll never get to see their version of a Garfield movie.

The cops know that clowns always have a rag soaked in ether.

As much as I like Vic Berger videos, there’s no way I can sit through half an hour of watching these MAGA losers.

I had to fight my insurance company for about six months to get them to pay for my ambulance ride. Somehow they just couldn’t get it through their thick skulls that I wasn’t even conscious at the time, meaning I wasn’t the one who called 911.

Odenkirk’s particular brand of surreal sketch comedy has influenced so many of my favorite shows (directly or indirectly) that I have no clue what my own sense of humor would be like if he never existed.

These last couple seasons tended to feel like bad Doctor Who fanfics, so it’s a relief that Chibnall is officially out.

Stanfield would play a widower who once believed in the supernatural but is now a rather lifeless tour guide in New Orleans’ French Quarter.

Every sketch comedy bit that’s a commercial for a ridiculous product owes a debt to this man.

I’d like to think the header image doesn’t need an explanation simply because Pikachu parades are simply a daily occurrence all over Japan.

If Burton really wants to fill Trebek’s shoes, he needs to step up his game and get robbed by a prostitute in a San Francisco hotel.

They’re all sold out! Too bad the show didn’t think to do this themselves, like Nathan Fielder did with Summit Ice.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

I haven’t eaten anything in weeks to save up for a VERY complicated new shirt from Dan Flashes.

Can you explain what “backside of water” is supposed to mean?

“We don’t censor our app store” is another way to say that it’s going to be a spyware filled shitshow.

The clip is worth watching just for Kroll’s spot-on impression of Seth Rogen.

In retrospect it’s pretty funny that Tony Soprano and The Doctor had this conversation:

I can almost imagine the executives at like T-Mobile or whatever demanding that Uncut Gems gets turned into a trilogy.

Well, that and Bill Clinton.