Would have been funnier if Steve-O got his hands on a multi-barreled t-shirt cannon, filled only one of the barrels with dogshit, and all the Jackass guys had to take turns playing dogshit Russian roulette.

(“melodic, with a lot of silly lyrics and sassy saxophones”)

Well, that’s one step closer to a robot you can fuck.

Kilmer’s career extends across time and genre, defined by iconic roles like Jim Morrison in The Doors, Iceman in Top Gun, and Batman in Batman Forever.

Eh, some of the most memorable films I’ve seen were at tiny indie theaters where the seats were obviously sofa’s they’d picked up at a garage sale. Now I’m not saying this is the most comfortable arrangement, but good luck finding those same movies playing in a Big Theater with their fancypants Dolby sound.

Kramer’s buddy Bob Sacamano...

I just can’t get over the fact that he’s calling this new series “Channel 5.” Like are we going to see the Married News Team and Dr. Steve Brule anytime soon?

I assume this is part of a tourism overhaul related to the 2028 Olympics in LA but of course neither this nor the article linked bother to mention that.

Guy who unicycles to work every day: Please, these ridiculous “tricks” make an utter mockery of the entire unicycling community.

And to think, the series of events that got us here started with Hulk Hogan making a sex video.

The joke’s on you, links have been broken in Kinja comments for about a year now.

...a “new final shot” to Joe Carnahan’s film, which, the lawsuit asserts, was deemed “disappointing and lacking in commercial appeal” in its previous form. (Harsh!)

The respective answers, in a nutshell:

Cats and children’s sandboxes are a much, much worse mix.

The way the domes were built is a pretty wild story -- they inflated giant balloons, built a rebar structure over it, then sprayed it with concrete. Wikipedia has an article about the house:

In the Finder menu, just click “Legacy,” then click “Save” and you’re good to go.

For those who don’t get the joke, the real Sublime Text is a fairly popular desktop text editor:

The wedding dress:

What is “a good choice”?