I believe the law is that you can be topless *unless* you’re selling something. It’s why the desnudas are “tip hustlers”, technically speaking, they can’t sell anything and rely on tips.

That’s altogether possible. I love the look on his face in that picture though. It now seems pretty unlikely that he’ll ever be sent to jail for these crimes but at least he (and his complicit wife) will be going to court on a regular basis for the next few years and be forced to face the victims. Not at all how they…

When I sold Hummers, and the H2 was popular (for that 22 month period in time) we had a resident alien (it’s important) customer come in, put a down payment for $25k on a truck, go through the paperwork and drive home, across state lines.

really I’m always thinking of something like this when I think of supercar.....

Just needs a bit more powahh:

My oldest is an asshole. There’s no crime or shame in it, assholes come from somewhere. His younger brothers are both good kids, and to be fair his mother is a mess and really messed him up. It happens. Bad kids happen to good people.

I’m glad I got to see Shamu in Orlando in the 80's. At least my son will get to visit local zoos.

I suppose it helps if your child disowns you first, and then starts a well-funded campaign to harass and discredit you.

Eh, it happens. :)

I like this ending better.

There was no intent to kill someone — in that case, it really should just be a manslaughter charge (wreckless disregard). Even with a manslaughter charge, there should be the possibility of life in prison. The difference with manslaughter is that there is no minimum prison sentence.

Wrong generation.

Any chance of an affordable VW (Phaeton) Bentayga SUV?

From a whale that killed two people. Probably. I mean they aren’t absolutely sure about the one guy who seems to have jumped in the tank with him but they did find Tilikum playing with the body. (Which I don’t blame him for, because, you know, orca.)

Alternate headline:

Can we please also teach drivers that just because you’re going over the speed limit does NOT permit you to camp in the left lane?

Three pitchers still counts as three beers as long as you drink straight from the pitcher.

Only one that drove through a campground. I think the other’s are too much the norm to make headlines there.