The best burn I ever heard was a student telling a guidance Councillors they don’t want to take life and job advice from someone who ended up as a guidance C...

So it’s cool to skip meetings and appointments, and teachers that are alcoholics should be swept under the rug?

100% of the cleaning in my household is done by men. Me and my roommate.

Parents send kids to horrible medieval catholic school, shocked when they do what they say they will. Religious indoctrination is child abuse. 

I’ve done both those things successfully many times. he’s just an idiot. 

Who gets to decide what universal truths are? YOU?

I’m not fat, I’mlike a 33" waist

I’m almost 6' tall which is just a bit above average height in America and it’s way too small in virtually all seats to comfortably accomodate my legs. 

She has some fine fake boobs

When did you give up on journalism?

https://thewire.in/education/the-modi-governments-surgical-strike-against-science-and-scholarship 

It’s nice how classy bosses are.

Those people are against my beliefs

That’s nice

The movie is about a self centered alcoholic who kills himself because the lady he discovers has more talent than him.

Show’s that the lies start when they start grooming you to live in a cubicle your whole life starting in grade school. 

Men have the worst taste in Blac Chyna

lol “he’s not a TOTAL douche”.

Are you a convicted criminal like he is?

You’d think he’d be tired of losing. Everyone wants a WHite Supremacist legacy!