And done

Sounds like a real piece of crap. No wonder nobody cared about his anti-Trump “music”

I was riding my motorcycle in the middle lane of an unusually unbusy section of 101, to the point there were virtually no cars in Lane 1 or 3 or 4. Some lady gets behind me and starts tailgating, which I especially hate on on a motorbike. Sometimes I touch my brake just enough for the flashers to engage, or wave them…

I bet he’ll find a 3rd woman who will gladly date him even though he’s beaten up his first two.

I try not to hit on women while they’re working or serving on me because they might just be nice because their job requires it.

Honestly since leaving Jewish school and researching who the Maccabees were and what they did, why would I want to celebrate the accomplishments of radical religious domestic terrorists?

Sorry but I am judging a book by its cover. People with facial tattoos are awful.

I can assure you as a non-fan, the Grid Girls are the only remotely intriguing part of F1 racing.

Perhaps he grew up?

$100 – 22.03 lbs – 4.47 cubic feet
$20 – 110.15 lbs – 22.35 cubic feet

One million dollars in $100 bills takes up an entire film size zero Halliburton briefcase. In 20s it would take 5.

Someone needs to start recording this shit. It’s hard to explain away punching a wall next to someone’s head.

Did he team up with PETA? Oh wait, they’d just euthanize them.

We taught a lion to eat Tofu.

Professional sports are a joke

Their state motto is “Audemus jura nostra defendere”  

They both need makeup lessons

How will $55,000 prevent bullying or solve bullying in any way?

Are you comparing American born white people with For Caribbean-born black people and assuming that that makes sense?

Way to screw over everyone else who worked on it...