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Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.

What was the name of the Texan who beat you up?

Yeh because people don’t fight at games in Philly or New York or San Francisco or basically any other city in the world that has a professional sports team.

Texas is my home. You’re not very nice. No breakfast tacos and delicious Texas beer for you, sir.

actually, I think this has more to do with being a football fan in the upper deck of a stadium than it does being a Texan.

better economy and people than whatever Northern hellhole you’re from I bet

go back to florida, troll.

No. Fuck Ned Yost.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Proud member of the Partnership for a Yankees-Free October.

“if my team doesn’t get to the World Series 5 out of every 7 seasons then I become indifferent, and there’s nothing wrong with that”

Just from what I heard over the broadcast. Booing their own guys in the later innings, that sort of stuff.

America wins when the Yankees lose.

Remember when the Feds shut down the online Poker sites? The ones that advertised on ESPN?

“Investment” implies an expected return. You are describing an expense.

I was teaching them how to read and RIGHT which means playing the game the RIGHT way not playing the game the hot dogging pants-dragging way these kids today play the game with their smartphones and their grinder dot com they can go to whenever they feel sad that they didn’t get a participation trophy in my literature

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven

Blatter: “Hello, DraftKings?”

Sort of. I didn’t write “only a dozen or so guys can do that” but “a speed that only a dozen or so pitchers hit.” The point wasn’t that there are only 12 people that can make this throw, but to put the speed in the best context (we don’t have outfield arm numbers) I can.

Best Sorority Sisters in Baseball.