I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

No

Rumors of America’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Said someone 20 years ago and 20 years before that as well (so on and so forth).

No amount of money will fairly compensate you for the death of your spouse. So here's no amount of money. You're welcome.

My mother is too refined and classy for this site. She reads quality internet websites like the AOL homepage and TMZ

Agreed. Last year he had only the third best total QBR in the league (after Rodgers and Romo), which is likely a career worst. Retire already!

You shouldn’t be proud because, like most online pedants, you’re wrong. Take Merriam-Webster, for instance, or Dictionary.com.

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

All these facts, and I still don’t care enough!! ^_^

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

Uh, okay, but the question I asked you was about foreign policy, Mr. Trump.

For any other team yes but with the Patriot’s history I think its appropriate.

I wonder if they also intend to not rehire the two totally not guilty equipment managers they fired.

“a taxpayer-subsidized”

Well, it’s not like a city agency is going to own the new stadium or anything or get paid $2.5 million + per year for the next 20+ years for the Falcons playing there. Oh, wait...

Thanks, Kurt Schilling...

A scene from the offices of Gawker media:

Give a man a saw and he stabs for one day.