Joe Montana immediately tried to get everyone to have "A competition to be master of their domain."

@J-No:

@Magnakai Haaskivi:

So Joe Montana was playing Charles Haley in that SNL skit with Hartman and Jan Hooks.

Are you covering an event or practicing to compete at Nathans on July 4th.

Good thing these kids were born long after Steve Pisarkiewicz, retired.

@Kid Canada:

Finally a Rodriguez who will deliver in clutch situations.

@Maximum_Orsulak:

Maybe with the speed the news flows through China the Chinese government is thinking it is a Red Sox Nation website and the fans are upset over losing to Canseco and McGwire in the 1990 AlCS?

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure:

Ma Na Ma Na Hey Hey Goodbye.

@Arriaga_II:

There's a lot of culture on those poles after the revolution. Was that what Mao meant by Cultural Revolution?

Manny being Manny

Yankee fans are going to wear a mask of a 61 year old travelling secretary at the stadium when the Sox come to the Bronx.

@I Party With 33765-183:

Nancy Kwan is now doing commercials because Bruce Lee failed to pay back all purpose loan to her after she fired him from her restaurant.

One fact that is often forgot in the pine tar incident is that a member of the Royals tries to take the bat from the umpires and the officials had to chase him down in the tunnel from the Royals dugout.

@EroticTangerines: