If he was a terrorist in Canada, he would have got a charged with time served and released and his identity would have been witheld from the public.

@sir_pantsalot:

W@Father of 2 Future First Rounders:

"Lighten up Francis."

The FAA has concluded the crash of flight 25 from Los Angeles to Oakland was the cause of excessive stick'em on the pilot's controls.

"There. Ten grand. That's the last of it. And tell 'em bums to make it look good tomorrow."

Sausage cannon had a different meaning at Nats games at RFK

"I'm a zit. Get it!"

Da.

Why do the Dropkick Murphys wear kilts?

David Cone now is taking the Subway to Yankee games in disguise?

Now that the name issue is resolved they can get on with more important issues

@tgrwillki:

"The world probably doesn't even know who Mark Wohlers is? Fuck 'em."

@businessorleisure:

Never to miss a revenue stream opportunity the Dems have decided to apply a progressive tax to each game Zimmerman gets a hit.

"Heeey Everybody"

The NFL is looking for chemists to advise players on the proper use of date rape drugs.

That's Kahhhma.

Better than Glenn Close. And it makes sense that ARod will end up in a maternity ward when the Yankees need to win one of their last three games to make the postseason.