Barbara Billingsley should be able to help us...after all she speaks jive.

I don't care about the facts, nobody bad mouths Erin Andrews and gets away with it. Who's with me.

Chuges should not have been impersonating Dickie V on the phone.

@Johnny LaRue:

"When I am using the phone GODDAMMIT can't anyone stop for 10 minutes. JESUS CHRIST. (voice of McCarty: and you guys thought I was a pain)It is so GODDAMN rude. You would figure once, just once, I could use the phone without people ducking in and out of my calls. Clicking in and out, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT."

Manny probably choked the cop yelling, "Do your job."

@Napoleon's Battle Plan:

Guy Ritchie's films have dropped in quality over the last few years but I didn't know that no studio will touch his latest project.

Arod heard about the Dutch soccer player and his girlfriend and was intrigued.

@Napoleon's Battle Plan:

Great another film with Madonna's unconvincing acting.

Angelina Jolie is wanting to be the guardian of the love child.

The only more rare thing is a tape of ARod getting a clutch hit in September or October.

The guy should put small clips on youtube and raise the price as he shows more and more and move to more appropriate sites...a la Blackmail on Monty Python.

A sex tape! Does this woman have no shame?

"it's my birthday"

If the days of bench jockeying still existed....other teams would have Arod in the fetal position and crying in the first inning with all the verbal ammo which exists.

@Trenton Makes The World Takes:

"Every October my wife puts a curse on my bat. I need the head off a live rooster to remove the curse."

@lieutenant winslow: