"He's from Barcelona."

I didn't know the Champaign Illinois Chapter of "Deadspin Angels" was working security in Omaha.

Chicks with pink hats shouldn't blog when they are on the rag.

I am picturing the scene in TY COBB where Tommy Lee Jones grabs the girl in the hotel and pays her money to say he is the greatest lay she ever had.

He then went back and tried to call the security guard on his cell phone claiming that Abe Frohman should be seated in the lower level.

At least there aren't teenagers playing wiffle ball on the property.

Stu Scott????

"All the bes...mmmmmmmm......mmmmm ......mmmmmm....mmmmmmm."

As a comic in all seriousness, let me say I think it is just tremendous the way these young kids take the risk to make a living. I can only wish the best in recovery for this young guy Sammy.

@Mr. Pennsylvania:

Marge Gunderson is investigating da matter! She will come up wit da goods on dis Bevell fella. Darn tootin'.

Espo with the Rangers.

Bret figured who can read in Wisconsin? Just so happens the quotes handed to the one guy who has a Masters in English from the University of Wisconsin.

The photographer is full of shit.

Arnold Rothstein is impressed.

Sheryl Crow didn't mind all the excessive use of electricity to light up the stadium if it meant getting a paycheque.

@Phatty:

Tony didn't find the gun taped to the back of the toilet and had to return to the table to join Mariotti and LeBatard with "his dick in his hands".

Yes Yes Yes and Yes

If the story of Sandlot took place in 2008 instead of 1962, the kids should be shooting up instead of chewing before going on the fair ride.