Was Rudy there to dig up Notre Dame's Encino man?

Gipp will still look better than Paterno.

No information on Hazel Mae's playoff beard?

The Flyers will get a bill from the symposium director Alan Eagleson for $1.5 million.

It won't get ratings in Canada because we will try to turn to the broadcast on RogersSportsnet we will get Calgary Flames Weekly instead.

I was in the same boat as the Albertan wanting to see the Yankees/Indians game the other night. But I live in Manitoba and we all know that Manitobans love the Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames (note to tell Jamie Macoun to go burn in hell).

Clemens did the same "I am hurt routine" during Game 1 of the 2005 World Series.

Goodbye 'dog win. Goodbye under on the total.

@Jay-C:

Now I know how a drowning Bo Schembechler begging to get out of a water tank happened last November.

"We WANT the money Ortez! Don't fuck with us."

An unreported story at the Jake last night was that Carl Monday was disappointed that David Cone was no longer with the Yankees. Carl had planned a feature story on David and what he does to kill time in the bullpen.

"Will you please get rid of the guy who doesn't give play by play or analysis on MNF. His contract should be bought out. He adds nothing to the broacast."

Do these steroids make me look fat?

@Nationalcoholic:

@Hextall454:

@Nationalcoholic:

Watching the Mets fans depressed expressions on Sunday at Shea sadly reminded me of that last Mets home game of 2004. The only difference was the depressed expressions were those of fans who knew there would be no "next year" to look forward to with hope.

If one didn't experience Buckner, should he/she/it be considered to have reached the required age to vote for RSN topic or candidate?

Paplebon and Mrs. Paplebon? I am going to assume that is his mother since he is from Mississippi.