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That Goddamn weasel. Fuck Beckham that weasel. I did not watch my buddies die in the muck in 'Nam so that guy could collect a paycheque and not play soccer. Goddammit!

Since Barry started HGH we are all midgets in his viewpoint.

No Raiders jerseys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh those wacky Scientologists!

I thought Mapplethorpe was dead. When did he take these photos.

"Mel Hall Did My Sister and Other Reasons I Hate the Yankees"

That wasn't Brady Quinn, that was the kid from the movie Accepted on stage. Please tell me I am right.

France just lost to Germany?

That isn't Brett Michaels. The guy in front is the result of a trick photographic merge between AJ Hawk and Quinn's sister best features from the wedding photographer.

Gene Upshaw - the black Alan Eagleson

Village People as Red Sox fans.

Jan Michael Vincent as Tyler Clippard

Ladies and Gentlemen may we introduce "Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick"

"Can I get in on this business venture?"