Merely a preemptive action in case the Bengals ever win the Super Bowl.

Speaking of tennis:

Frank Thomas also has a Who Tribute Video out but it was censored in Canada because of Frank smashing his guitar into a HiWatt amp due to the violence.

@Upshaws Leash:

Hopefully Willis doesn't act as expected and both he and Stu Scott will end up in a pawn shop fighting tomorrow. Zed will take care of both of them.

Not to be outdone, TSN will have the Canadian equivilent to Willis, Gordon Pinsent, sitting in on SportscentRE tonight.

I re@Jake Fratelli:

Many thanks to Michigan for doing the dirty work by knocking off Vandy for Oregon State.

Keith Olbermann will play his mother.

Verne Troyer as Freddie Patek

@CardinalRedOctober:

Ted Danson (and makeup) as Oscar Gamble

The only time it mattered when a guy named Dempsey kicked a ball was in New Orleans in 1970.

As a Canadian please let me thank the USA for helping (in a small way) diminish soccer's popularity within the Dominion.

Since when did Harold Reynolds wear dreads?

@Frank Pentangeli:

I need Barbara Billingsley to translate this stuff.

Better to be the Eater or Beaver?

P@Magnakai Haaskivi:

In the current Baseball America there is an issue about scouting the most difficult attribute in a prospect ......seeing what a player's makeup is. It starts with an Elijah Dukes quote: