ABC Afternoon Special possibilities?????

@The hoi polloi:

A Canadian laughs.....

@Tuffy:

When did Asia Carrera become a Miller Lite Girl?

@Tuffy:

Jews should cheer for the Red Sox because a loud, obnoxious Mick (repetitive I know) who steals other comedians' material screams has an epiphany in the booth that Youkilis is Jewish? And if you check the clip Leary didn't know Youk was Jewish until he was informed at that moment.

How many Red Sox fans can name the other teams Moe Berg played for?

@preciousroy:

@preciousroy:

For his moves he fused some MC Hammer with some Flashdance shit.

Thats not Yankee ticket dancing. Thats Devil Rays tickets dancing. You want Yankee tickets I wanna see some real dancing.

If one believes in evolution they understand that it took mankind thousands of years to evolve to the point where we use our hands and are capable of dexterity with our 10 digits.

With my last pick I would draft Detroit Tyger Rusty Cunts.

Will Keith Jackson be narrating the trial for another Gatorade ad?

Said while being choked: "It was the Dukes! It was the Dukes"

Evil Steve: "Fuck her, fuck her brains out. Suck her tits. Squeeze her buns."

Winnipeg has two rivers and several boat cruises not to mention that Manitoba is the land of 10,000 lakes.

"The MLB First Year Player Draft is filmed before a live studio audience."

No tobacco? Does that even include dipping? Then there is no reason to buy a drink if I don't need a container for dipping!