@Scott Downs Syndrome:

Losing your virginity on the 15th will do that to you.

"Oh Rickey, you are not the master of your domain."

This is great. When I find that my kid is doing this, all I have to do is send him an email with this youtube attachment. Dilemma solved.

@flubby:

Replace the kid with Tom Brady, the mother with Bill Belichek and the setting the visitors locker room at the RCA Dome at halftime of the Pats - Colts playoff game.

Looking at her crotch and my first thought was "she has a dick! No wait that is Bayless."

"I am sick and fucking tired of you calling me meat."

@Fawn Leibowitz:

There was a similar ad like this in Canada but it was pulled because Frank Thomas jabbed the kid with the corner of a plush pillow.

"PPPPHHHHHTT"

Snoop wore a disguise because

@LostinTheOffice:

Arod really said, "I saw your wife working at the Brass Rail last night."

@MitchKayak:

@Burnsy:

Here's who should represent the teams

If anyone has listened to the draft in previous years they are sure to remember hearing Tommy Lasorda pontificate during each Dodger pick. Now that it is on tv the Dodgers should put him out to pasture to avoid embarassment.

I picture the blond sitting in a room facing ARod and Jeter.

@RestoretheRoar: