Do you read Eloisa James? She writes in the Regency and Georgian periods, and she always has safe sex - I don't know if "French letters" were actually common in those periods, but she introduces it without any distraction from the story!

I would buy one of those cloth bags that they probably sell in the grocery store and put it in my backpack. Before I went into the store, I would take out the bag and put my back back in it and carry it around. They don't have a problem with big open bags, then they should't have a problem with you carrying one.

Except you aren't supposed to cross the streams :-D

SLURRED LIMES: The new hit single by Dummy McRapperson.

Don't worry, regression to the mean (people's kids having IQs closer to average than their parents) happens all the time. It also means you don't have to worry about lower IQ people having children together, because their kids tend to be smarter than them.

If you work there, you never notice the smell. Because Searles Lake is an alkali lake, Trona has the reputation as the harshest climate in the US for automotive paint.

These baked-goods tutorials you speak of are something I could support! He'll have to make use of tarts somehow, obviously...

Deckard Cain, Diablo. Stay a while and listen.

Quiche! Galette! Tarts! Apple! Banoffee! Mud!

That's only true of the clade Eutheria, to which we belong (as part of the infraclass Placentalia, which includes all extant placental mammals. However, our cousins within other mammalian clades, such as Monotremata (of which only platypuses and echidna are extant) and Allotheria (which is extinct) had other methods…

Dean Craig Pelton aka Jim Rash as Dr Rusty Venture.

You bet yer hoop skirt I do

Any single thing might be nice.

And this is why I'm now spending Saturday nights at home with my cat, Professor Boyfriend.

Or "llamallamallamallamallama, llamallamallamallamallama, Batman!"

May I play?!

How about #liestoldbyindividualhumanbeingsbutletsbehonestonlybecauseanimalsdon'ttalk. - Nailed it.

This is Lifehacker, the post should be, "What is the most EFFICIENT sex position!"

"Two whores," Tyrion wandered away with an occupied mind.