SLURRED LIMES: The new hit single by Dummy McRapperson.

Don't worry, regression to the mean (people's kids having IQs closer to average than their parents) happens all the time. It also means you don't have to worry about lower IQ people having children together, because their kids tend to be smarter than them.

These baked-goods tutorials you speak of are something I could support! He'll have to make use of tarts somehow, obviously...

Quiche! Galette! Tarts! Apple! Banoffee! Mud!

You bet yer hoop skirt I do

And this is why I'm now spending Saturday nights at home with my cat, Professor Boyfriend.

May I play?!

How about #liestoldbyindividualhumanbeingsbutletsbehonestonlybecauseanimalsdon'ttalk. - Nailed it.

This is Lifehacker, the post should be, "What is the most EFFICIENT sex position!"

*Converses with the other judges*

We'll allow it.

I will take you down in Ice Standing™

As a Trader Joe's employee and a butter fiend, I'm going to clear up some of this crazy butter misinformation going around.

An Oreoboros as it were?