I get terrible hives from touching real Christmas trees, which cramps my holiday spirit a bit (not from pines in nature, so it mush be something they treat them with)

If you are in California (west coast?) Ross Dress for Less has a huge selection of prissy candles discounted to $4-7. More than Dollar Store, but better quality (and on a grad student salary, I can indulge)

If you are in California (west coast?) Ross Dress for Less has a huge selection of prissy candles discounted to…

...What car?

I am *so pleased* by this.

Oh my stars.

“shoved them in your apple pie bowl.”

I can’t get two winged eyeliner tips to match, I’m never doing multiple heads. No hydra, medusa and beholders for me. And I’m not sure how to do a wingtip on a Cyclopean eye.

Also, who the hell test-fires a superpowered ballista in an enclosed space?

“Ugh another bunch of stuff I don’t nee..”

“Ugh another bunch of stuff I don’t nee..”

*binge-watches “What We Do in the Shadows” 5 times in a row, in preparation*

Tyrion, the Horn, or my guess: some cheap scented massage oil he bought at a gas station on the way over 

I feel like you don’t *get* Pearl’s arc until you’ve loved someone and seen them find happiness with someone else, and gotten to the place where that makes you feel... ok... instead of angry.

If we’re cake-braggin, I made this very silly unicorn rainbow-cheesecake monstrosity for a friend’s birthday (he was pleased). No fondant, no shame!

Fondant cakes make me rage-spasm.

I’m still waiting for that “God of Tits and Wine” to make a comeback.

A friend owned this, and I thought he was ridiculous for owning such a huge unitasking machine, just for prepping apples.

“Find comfort in prayer and good works”