Pumpkin/squash/kabocha! Omnomnomnom.

34. Keeps mad laboratory neat, cleans own twisted glassware, takes equal responsibility for any spawned horror beasts. Looks good in slightly burnt labcoat.

I read #5 as “Is casually good at naps” and was like ‘yeah, I’m into that’.

Mad Max inspired Burning Man.

Some friends brought homemade maraschino cherries (from their own damn cherry tree, the showoff bastards) to a party. Gods and angels, those were good.

BITCHES ALWAYS BE USING CHROME SPRAY PAINT, RIGHT?

If there’s no Stormer, then there’s no climactic Kimber/Stormer big screen kiss.

I think this is in the wrong thread. But if Books 4 and 5 feature the Starks moving to the Orange County to found an ill-advised real-estate company, IM BECOMING A BOOK READER.

http://arrestedwesteros.com/

(googled for ‘shark eating hipster’, the internet provides)

I bet she’s named after someone’s mum. Aw.

That would make Margaery the rack upon which you could build an empire.

Cersei juice = best wine euphemism ever

It takes a manly man to cry . It takes an even manlier man to cry while covered in tiny tiny kittens* so you should get some kittens just in case.

Nope, I can not see him without mentally replacing him with Richmond from the IT Crowd.

“Your necklace hanging from my neck, the night we couldn’t quite forget, when we decided to move the furniture so we could dance, baby, like we stood a chance. Two paper airplanes flying, flying.” <blood sprays from enormous fake nipples>

I keep waiting for Miley Cyrus to bring back Elizabethan ruffs and giant embroidered mutton sleeve gowns. Then I can buy knockoffs at Forever 21 for ten bucks.

I would have this cloak. I will use it to hide my secrets my secret lover, or my secret and scandalous pregnancies.

Every outfit in this movie is my fashion inspiration.

Maxi dresses, or as we called them through history, dresses.