It takes a manly man to cry . It takes an even manlier man to cry while covered in tiny tiny kittens* so you should get some kittens just in case.
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Nope, I can not see him without mentally replacing him with Richmond from the IT Crowd.
“Your necklace hanging from my neck, the night we couldn’t quite forget, when we decided to move the furniture so we could dance, baby, like we stood a chance. Two paper airplanes flying, flying.” <blood sprays from enormous fake nipples>
“I love you, cat”
How many working cats were on the Death Star, keeping it womp rat free during construction?
I keep waiting for Miley Cyrus to bring back Elizabethan ruffs and giant embroidered mutton sleeve gowns. Then I can buy knockoffs at Forever 21 for ten bucks.
I would have this cloak. I will use it to hide my secrets my secret lover, or my secret and scandalous pregnancies.
Every outfit in this movie is my fashion inspiration.
Maxi dresses, or as we called them through history, dresses.
I can see cracks in his stony facade.
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
In an earthquake, even the Rock is shaken up.
Right? A Californian reservoir full of water?
If you can’t stop the disaster by sending someone in a cowboy hat on a last-chance suicide mission to drop a nuke in a crevasse to save us all, is it really a disaster movie at all?
That’s amaaazing! You should’ve kept it on there. “Is that a snake on the cake?” “Oh, no, it’s a decorative fondant swag. It’s a design element” “It’s....it’s eating the cake topper”
Go Slugs!
There are accounts of men pulling out oranges from them to impress the ladies, according to Rabelais
Have you played “Long Live the Queen”? It’s the ultimate unofficial Sansa/Arya Stark simulator in my opinion. You play a 12 year old who has just inherited the crown, and must train in courtly manners, magic, economics, or assassination, but whichever you pick, you’ll be fighting off assassination attempts,…
Jelly gets literally pressed through a sieve to filter out all the bits, jam doesn’t. Preserves have even bigger fruit bits, which is why they are the best of all.