My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.
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As a Californian, I only eat free range linguinis grown in our offshore Linguini farms.
Hmmm, Peggy's a brunette, Natasha's a redhead, and Betty's a blonde....
Well now I'm shipping her and Black Widow. Thanks.
I just inhaled suddenly and sharply when looking at that bottle. Get in mah booze cabinet now, you magnificent bastard!
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LOL, nope. In more modern words, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Yeah, you like my large brightly-colored thorax, baby. Yeah, you do, yeah baby... *waggle*
The solution would be to have enough corgis so that when you trip on one, there's a convenient corgi pile underneath you to break your fall.
Unlikely theory:
I have a regular opera night where we watch HD opera projected on my apartment's wall, get drunk on cheap champagne and yell at the screen ("Fuckin' Italian clowns making bad life choices").
Ironically, this appears to be a 50 Shades of Gray cake (that weird patterned silver tie is the clue), and is thus a straight Christian cake!
This is *exactly* the way that Drag Me To Hell starts.
"When something, or more specifically,someone, no longer supports the view you have of yourself "
Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.
Curses! Beat me to it.
The merchant, who was a greatly important merchant of monogrammed mulled wine tankards, was devoured alive by a seemingly never-ending stream of lobsters. Twas a great miracle.