Well now I'm shipping her and Black Widow. Thanks.
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I just inhaled suddenly and sharply when looking at that bottle. Get in mah booze cabinet now, you magnificent bastard!
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LOL, nope. In more modern words, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Yeah, you like my large brightly-colored thorax, baby. Yeah, you do, yeah baby... *waggle*
The solution would be to have enough corgis so that when you trip on one, there's a convenient corgi pile underneath you to break your fall.
Unlikely theory:
I have a regular opera night where we watch HD opera projected on my apartment's wall, get drunk on cheap champagne and yell at the screen ("Fuckin' Italian clowns making bad life choices").
Ironically, this appears to be a 50 Shades of Gray cake (that weird patterned silver tie is the clue), and is thus a straight Christian cake!
This is *exactly* the way that Drag Me To Hell starts.
"When something, or more specifically,someone, no longer supports the view you have of yourself "
Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.
Curses! Beat me to it.
The merchant, who was a greatly important merchant of monogrammed mulled wine tankards, was devoured alive by a seemingly never-ending stream of lobsters. Twas a great miracle.
Madonna Lactans! A genre of Renaissance artwork, considered pretty darn holy. Although that image you posted is pretty miraculous: if that's the ballistic arc that the milk is taking, it should be taking the back of his head off.
Be racist? But I am le tired.
My headcannon is that they were both adopted by a grouchy Brooklyn deli owner with a heart of gold who keeps them too well fed on pastrami scraps for them to do any more Animaniacs episodes.
That's Madeleine Kahn, my dear internet person!