Hey, Jezzies, I need some help. I can't tell whether I'm being an unreasonable customer or not. I live in a small vacation town with a high crime rate (holla Santa Cruz), and nearly every day, I walk from home to the transit center to go up to school (...to do exciting and important PhD things, like posting to Jez),…

Right? I must be part elephant, because my eyelids are dropping after that.

Seconded.

GDC has been getting *slightly* better over the years. I've been known to high-five the other waiting ladies when there's a line (same restrooms, too, go Moscone Center West!).

Then Pod should draw a pictorial instruction guide, or work with Hot Pie to make some erotic bread-based illustrations.

UGH, noone ever cares or notices. Deborah Voight is 5 years older than her daddy Bryn Terfel in the Met Ring Cycle, which I watched in bluray (see ALL the pores), and she actually looks much much older (eh, people age at different rates), and you know what? I would not have replaced her for the world. I can't find…

Toothless looks like all cats. And also like Stitch (they were created by the same team) I love that movie. Watch it on the biggest screen you can, and pretend that you can fly.

Oh my God, don't do it! I love Paris frillyness, and musicals, and its unbearable! The plot is about a girl's older male friend seeing her growing into a 'woman' of 15 years, so her great-aunt trains her as a high-class escort so that she can be sold as his mistress. But then they realize that it's luuuuuuuurve,…

I *may* have both a Silicon Valley startup *and* a tendency to date nerds. So yes :-)

See, if we're going to do this in proper Silicon Valley style, we should invest small amounts into a large number of tech dorks, with the assumption that nearly all of them are valueless. When one starts getting media attention, we increase our investment, and get our friends to buy in, too. Then when a more mature,…

I'm a woman and I process information differently. Frequently in large batches on a computer, generating statistical analysis. #crankyAIresearcher

Also, the Barrymores have an unmatched family history of acting. I could see the pressure to add another generation to that list, and the weight of history that she'd have to resist by trying to keep her kids from her own rough history.

Dammit, this is terrible statistical analysis, and likely to just give you the most common female names.

Jezebel needs to do a how-to on how to make a Barbie cake. I've made lots, including this Ada Lovelace cake (with Oreo Difference Engine), and you can structure a whole party around glopping brightly colored frosting and sprinkles onto the skirt and calling it "fashion design"

They have an iPad. DUH. *sarcasm*

Princess Fluffybutt says yes!

That's some serious Rokeby Venus shit going on there.

Totally agree re: major body work. I got my third and fourth arms attached just before college, and it really helped me balance course-work and husband hunting.

This being Lifehacker, it should be a Hive Five, with the majority voting for DIY.

And throw away years of spinster training? Never!