happycodemonkey
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happycodemonkey

Jezebel needs to do a how-to on how to make a Barbie cake. I've made lots, including this Ada Lovelace cake (with Oreo Difference Engine), and you can structure a whole party around glopping brightly colored frosting and sprinkles onto the skirt and calling it "fashion design"

They have an iPad. DUH. *sarcasm*

Princess Fluffybutt says yes!

That's some serious Rokeby Venus shit going on there.

Totally agree re: major body work. I got my third and fourth arms attached just before college, and it really helped me balance course-work and husband hunting.

This being Lifehacker, it should be a Hive Five, with the majority voting for DIY.

And throw away years of spinster training? Never!

So offensive. I'm 31 years of age, unmarried, and am NOT a "spinster-in-training". I am a MASTER SPINSTER. I have a doctorate in spinsterology, with a minor in feline sociology and a magnificent library of romance novels.

My previous vet had a mascot kitten named Princess, who had one front leg, and would wander around the office. There was a little sign up in the waiting room: "Princess doesn't know she's different, don't tell her otherwise"

Pears...I live in California, where we get extremely cheap Bosc pears all through the winter. No-one can eat that many pears, and yes, they are bitchy little divas about ripening.

Darn. Now I'm rooting for you. But we'll both be defeated by the Valentina Marchei of Ice Standing, wearing a simple matte black jumpsuit that absorbs all light, who raises a single eyebrow at the judges then leaves the arena.

I have a floor-length aqua-sequined gown and a lot of animated LED jewelry*. I WILL BURY YOU.

After looking at these pictures, nothing about this sport seems like a good idea. Except the rhinestones. Those are a good idea.

Actually it comes both salted (gold package) and unsalted (silver package)! But yes, the price is pricey. But since it encourages me to eat more cheap root vegetables, I call it a draw :-)

Try Kerrygold if you can find it. I'm not a snob for many things, but I'm a huge butter snob and the grass-fed stuff makes a HUGE difference. My 'spensive butter makes all my cheap food taste amaaaazing.

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Why would you change the music from the original? The choreography fits it so much better! Not that I'd be adverse to someone actually dancing to "pony"* but lets not pretend that Tom Jones isn't bringing the right energy here.

Why would you change the music from the original? The choreography fits it so much better! Not that I'd be adverse to someone actually dancing to "pony"* but lets not pretend that Tom Jones isn't bringing the right energy here.

#TeamCape.