We should know by now that women and machinery should not mix. What a great public service, woman only parking spaces! Next on their list should be to discontinue issuing licenses to women. This action alone has made the world a slightly safer place. Thank you, South Korea :-D

My sweet tea was roofied at a family restaurant when I was 16. Maybe I should just snag my little one's sippy cup any time I leave the safety of my home.

This reminds me of a joke I've heard about the ridiculousness of racism: A white man is frustrated with the short, brown-skinned woman yapping on her phone ahead of him in line at the grocery store. "Oh, shut up and go back to Mexico," he snaps at her. The woman hangs up her phone and says, "Pardon me, but I was…

Even though I'm an agnostic-ish person who will never have the faith to identify as atheist, I will recommend The God Delusion to anyone who is up for a really mind-blowing, life-changing spiritual journey on their next reading adventure.

I thought they called it "reality" TV 'cuz it was forrealz. How can I ever take ANYTHING Kim Kardashian says seriously ever again? I guess I won't be keeping up with the Kardashians anymore. In other news, I just learned today that water is wet.

Y'know, every time I see exposed knees and shoulders in a public place, I am overcome with unrelenting sexual urges. Bare upper arms? Oh my! I just need to go "relieve" myself in the nearest bathroom, if ya catch my drift. These young harlots should be ashamed of themselves! One day, she's publicly showing bare arms.…

I have seen people, whether it was a $2000 budget or a $30,000 budget *absolutely obsess* over the wedding for months. I have also seen people, whether a $2000 or $30,000 budget, spend just a few weekends or so, and their only concern was having a nice ceremony and party.

This is my wedding in a nutshell. <$100 for all the paperwork and such. At the end of the ceremony, we were just as married as any fool spending eight months of their life and $26,000 planning their wedding. Anyone looking for ways to save $$$$ on a wedding, go to a courthouse!!!

Really? I would love to hear what evidence you have, that you can unequivocally say I don't love my husband.

If you have one friend, why would you have another? If you love your first child, you couldn't possibly love a second or third! *eyeroll*

I am here to tell you it does. 30ish mom here. Hi!!

Thanks for the assumption that I just bang whoever I want.

Or a mom of the most amazing kid in the world.

Banging a new partner every night? Really?! Do you know anything about how open relationships work?!!

Because my husband and I are best friends.

This. This! THIS!!! I am in an open relationship and will be the very first person to say: Open relationships are not for everyone!

Why are you assuming us poly folks all sleep with any rando with a pulse? My secondary has been part of my life for over ten years. Part of my contract about other partners with my husband is that we are not allowed to sleep with strangers.

AMAZING. I tell my hubby about what fun new things I tried with my boyfriend, and it makes sex for me and hubs even more amazing and adventurous.

Forsaking all others was not part of the vows my husband and I made. We wrote our own vows.

Thanks, but my open marriage is not some sexual free-for-all. My husband and I have been together for five years. My boyfriend has been an integral part of my life for over TEN. It Is about LOVE, not sex. I have had sex with a grand total of THREE people in the past five years- my husband, my boyfriend, and a very…