There are cam rips of the movie available now (made by people filming in the theater with a video cam or their phone); the quality’s not great for watching but it’s good enough for a GIF like that.

It seems that the description of a “five-pointed star” would be more significant if that wasn’t one of only two kinds of stars that ever get drawn, with the other being six-pointed and entirely associated with Judaism. I mean, what else is there? I guess a four-pointed star is a ninja thing. A 20-pointed star probably…

Jaworski also said that Beckham’s hit was the worst he’d seen in 20 years. Yeah, OK.

He’s voting for Trump because he’s kind of an assho!e — not in a bad way, just in the way successful people in the people-beating-each-other-up business are often assho!es — and those people think it shows strength of character for Trump to be an assho!e publicly in the same way they’re assho!es in their private…

I can’t believe I just spent 30 seconds reading an article about how Stephen A. Smith said something stupid. Whoah — you don’t say! He’s the most ridiculous person in sports journalism, and he has succeeded only because it’s sort of hypnotic watching a muppet whose delivery is a cross between Howard Cosell and Mars…

This is so damn funny. Market Street is practically in another state from where the Super Bowl is being played. Santa Clara must be so mad that they get their traffic all f*cked up for the length of the game, then all the tourism money gets spent 90 minutes away in San Francisco. I wonder how many clueless NFL fans…

“Unintelligible empanada truck.” So d@mn funny. Absolutely perfect.