Maybe an early, unhealthy obsession with cellists?

I was going to say, "Get new friends!" but then she was all, "I knew what was happening, hee hee!" and thought, "Time to go on the wagon, lady."

I went to school with more than one set of identical twins, and noticed that their personality can tell you who's who, before they tell you. One set had a very happy twin, & the other seemed to suffer from serious depression. They had no style differences at all, but the difference in personalities consistently showed…

Doppelbangers.

That ain't even right... But it's how I feel about Benedict and Sophie.

Hey, at least it's not as bad as people dating someone who looks EXACTLY like them. Sample images are below.

LOL are you trolling or what? OF COURSE Muslims shop at Kosher markets! Hi! I'm one of them! Lovely to meet you!

There are two wonderful things happening here in this story:

I'm not the same person I was before I read those stories.

YES. DIDN'T HE REMOVE THE HAIR FROM THE TWEEZERS BEFORE PULLING SOME MORE OUT. That is bad form.

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

You're not much, period.

Yeah, I don't suspect thinking you're an asshole would be a unique idea..

Yeah, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard, and it should probably be confined to Tumblr where it belongs.

So, when does this "satire" end and the smug prick facade drop?

I knew you'd be this type of person. Knew it.

So...you were a dick first? Way to go.

These are all stock questions we all ask each other. This just means you're literally doing nothing interesting or worth talking about #realtalk

Have you ever thought of looking beyond your own little selfish bubble and thinking that maybe it's a big deal for relatives, especially older relatives, to get to see their extended family once or twice a year?