What a helpful, healing and compassionate thing to add to this situation right now.//

That's very true. When I re-read Harry Potter as an adult, my every other thought was "Where are the adults? Why aren't the professors doing anything about this? These kids are 11, ffs. Why is nobody supervising them?"

I have no soul and found UP sad. I find this extremely marginalizing and offensive to the Soulless American community.

I volunteered a nursing home briefly and one day I came in to find that the movie of the day was Up.

Death is prevalent in most children's films because the young characters need to be free to pursue the action.

As promised, here is a guide to receiving head like a gentleman. First, a disclaimer: since people of any gender can suck dicks, and since it is annoying to write "he or she" and "his or her" all time, pretend you are getting your dick sucked by a gender-neutral person named Robin. (Bonus: you can pretend you are…

One head on my head? As long as said hand is not exerting any force. Behind the head is alarming and can be upsetting. Maybe it's just me, but I do not want to be face fucked. You're lucky you haven't been puked on or had your dick bitten off. Yet.

As someone who has had some pretty awful interactions with medical practitioners, including semi-invasive procedures that required sedation despite the fact that my symptoms didn't totally fit (yes, this is after the second opinion) who aren't on TV, I'm going to say straight up that Dr. Oz isn't that bad.

I had an ex-boyfriend who, among other crimes, insisted that I read The Secret. Repeatedly. And then gave me a copy. I read about 1/4 of it to get him to shut up and I had to fight the urge to set it on fire. But he had rich parents and I'm pretty sure wishing is about all he ever did to be "successful," so I guess he…

Used to do this all the time. I think, anyway. I mean, I don't actually remember doing it so much but then I learned about it and realized "yes. This is something guys do. I'm going to make sure I don't do it anymore." And given how hard I have to try to remember not to do it, I suspect I used to do it a lot. I think…

Maybe it's because I'm not a woman

Yeah, no, I'm going to have to nope you. Because she is modeling, every one of these pictures are contrived. They're non natural. Snapping a kid in the buff as part of raucous playtime is one thing; undressing your nine year old daughter and directing her to pose suggestively is quite another.

Not sure precisely what the other commenter was referring to, but in one of his songs from the early to mid-nineties he references being "Free to love anyone we choose/when the world's big enough for all different views/when we all can worship from our own kind of pews/we shall be free". He's no Toby Keith, that's…

That doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

Garth is a legend. He's been a prominent supporter of gay rights (his sister is a lesbian) in the front of some pretty hideous criticism from country fans. Songs like 'We shall be free' (also shared here) show that he's one of those Christians who think the love one another stuff is more important than the eye for an…

Yeah, it's always surprising to me how little people - especially country music fans - know about him outside of his music.

I was slightly underwhelmed by the creepiness of it all, does that make me a weirdo?

Same here. If I had a dollar for every time walking back to my room to get the car keys made me an extra 5 minutes late, I could buy a house outright.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.