I just laughed coffee through my nose! Thanks a lot goddess. 

All my previous dogs have been furry beasts, this is my first exposed butthole. I will now refer to it as her party favor butthole if you don’t mind. Pics of the corgi/chihuahua please!

That would be a very different story! But sadly, my life is too dull for that. These days anyway. 

Yesterday at the dog park a woman pointed out that whenever my hound bays her butthole flares. She kept insisting I look. I told her I'd take her word for it. But then everyone kept talking about it so I told them to stop staring at my dog's butthole. Someone suggested I get her an eye patch, another person said it…

I feel the same way. I also can’t watch The Man In the High Castle for the same reason. I loved the book, and enjoyed the first season but after trump won I had to nope out.

I remember your post about the attack. I'm so happy to see that Nugget is thriving! 

Pass or fail you did something many people, including myself, couldn't even attempt. Please give yourself the credit you deserve for that.

I'm very sorry.

I can’t even imagine how frightening that must have been. I'm so sorry for your loss.

How sweet of them! 

Cute!

And so ugly? 

Have you had the Grippo's BBQ Cheese Nibs? Best junk food ever.

I wouldn't want to argue with you on your birthday! 

I wish! I can make delicious cakes but not pretty ones. It's sort of a family joke, I'm always a Pinterest fail. 😣

Happy Birthday!

She's a beauty!

OMG, I know! His stupidity is matched by his arrogance.

“I could win that war in a week.” “It would be over literally in 10 days.”

“who are the expected readers of this book?”