Well, I fully expect him to die of one, balls deep in Ivanka, collapsing on her, possibly smothering her. Then his people having to dance circles around why both the president and first daughter/lady have died.

Well, VW Magikarp, Bugatti Gyrados.

enzo uses ferrarizard - its super effective!

presumably electric?

So it was an inside job?

At first my brain interpreted this as Third Eye Blind (who “trolled” the republicans at the RNC this summer) and was happy to see this.

Get up, stand up, stand up for your flights!

That’ll be perfect for this decal I have for the sides.

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

Who would’ve ever thought that Mark Davis would turn out to be the Bay Area’s most competent NFL owner?

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

Dude - have you tried Pop Rocks?!

Arv Raman = internet jackass

+1 for the Eagles/Cardinals HC references.

Maybe they need to go to Slap-Ass Rehab, then:

Who are you? Bill Simmons?

That’s because they don’t need to give a shit about the Corolla or Camry, because people who buy a Corolla or Camry generally don’t give a shit about driving. They want an inoffensive appliance that gets them from A to B reliably and comfortably, which is exactly what those cars do.