Awarded the Dennis Miller Honorary Doctorate for Arcane Commentary, 2016.

I like stuffing his backpack full of bibles and air-dropping him into Pyongyang.

Smoke Heated, Pig Simmers As Chili Bowl Turns Spicy

The rebuild is on, baby!

Regardless of whether his politics are the reason he’s not getting in, the market has spoken. If he wants to get in, he should pick himself up by his bootstraps and just work harder to get in. He shouldn’t expect some handout. It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Welfare. #Benghazi

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

“So now it’s okay to force them to dance!?”

This sounds both dangerous and fun. I LIKE it.

45 hours for 36 counts, so just over an hour for each. Can you imagine THEIR exaustion? Such relief.

Time to celebrate! My rum and Coke will be dedicated to the guilty verdict... Who else is in?

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

I hope Fernando doesn’t have to wait this long for a decent car.

That look when he asks you if you want to strip search and chill:

I just went over there. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAMN. That thing looks awesome.

Ok theirs this an all but can someon please mention theys a 400HP TWINTURBO AWD LINCOLN MKZ that’s actually worth looking at (go to their site) the press images suck but the sit has some dead ass sexy pics! ( I’m not joking, this actually is a Lincoln saver)

Thanks Patrick, Here are some of the images I took at those 1999 and 2002 events

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.