“GP-STEW ENGINE!!!! GP-STEW!!!”

Jones just left the UFC championship so fast you’d swear it was a pregnant woman he t-boned in the middle of an intersection...which is also a thing he did...He came back to get a stack of cash through, so that’s nice.

the McNabb-Ryan era

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One minute later:

Blood doesn’t equal serious. Not being able to skate off equals serious. Basically, if the guy is in the process of skating off under his own power, they aren’t going to stop it till the injured player’s team gets possession.

Is there a banana phone in there?

Is this any worse than 5 children by 3 wives?

I actually got the bracket in my inbox yesterday but didn’t release it, here it is you can independently verify its authenticity

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

That’s the shingle best drift I’ve seen today.

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

“These people have awful names.”

That is all.

Let us remember this latest Bowling Green massacre.

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

I was going to comment that Joe Montana would have made that tackle, but then I remembered that Montana never threw an interception in the Super Bowl...

or at least 40% of a fist