Me too. It sounds so clinical and right to the point.

At first glance, I thought that the angels were fixing the car. Tjl

At first glance, I thought this was an angel fixing the car!

WOW

Hands down, I want that makerbot 3D printer app dealie.

I just watched Nick Offerman portray him Friday night.

My Dad once laughed, “I think you have some clowns coming down the street” in re: the horn honking elotes dude every afternoon in Chgo.

Oh, Katie bar the door that is adorable.

Sobbing to my boss over the phone that I have Ulcerative Colitis and that I was out of remission and crazied by prednisone and anxiety over having an accident at work.

Yes, I am aware that the pocket mask is only there to protect against blood borne pathogens, but, at least at my P.A.D.I. First Responder class on Maui, we were shown all procedures with the damn pocket mask—except in-water rescues, which we had to give breaths on the chin of our fellow diver (which was grosser in my…

I didn’t catch that. Thanks. I’m no longer in the dive industry, but I can confirm: A human really does turn blue when they cannot breathe. A vivid blue, so that would make sense.

I’m glad the breaths went away. I got my CPR/First Responder instructor certificate back in 2011 for my PADI Instructor Course and we had to teach (with a straight face) step 1: “Take out your pocket mouth protector...” before administering breaths.

I think he could have ended the email with that sentence alone. Trolling Terrorist Trolls with the “....that means they win” was just adding fuel to the fire.

Does P.A.D.I know about this?

That’s is where the problem lies with me. I have no morning routine. Every morning I totally wing it. I get up early, before you know it I’m almost late because I’m goofing on Gawker for about an hour! You’re my favorite blogger on here by the way. You remove the guilt of thinking I’m turning my brain to mush spending…