Me too

Seriously, I just keep letting it loop. It’s amazing. 

I love how the cat lets gravity do all the work.

Fuzzy little murder machines.

“Tell me the sequence to disarm the bomb.”

Honestly probably going to quit this game, I play mostly for the story content and they literally haven’t followed up on any single thing in terms of big reveals they’ve dropped. It just feels like busy work the game.

Not to worry. I’m sure someone will figure out some other investigation that she just has to be subpoenaed for. It is critical that she never stop serving as an example of just what happens if you embarrass the American government and military. 

This game needed to exist if only for the games title. Puns make the world a lil brighter.

Denton, who goes by the online handle “Rape,”

Ethan, I believe you might be in a toxic relationship with this game.

That’s the kicker, it has probably the most satisfying FPS combat outside of Doom 2016. Everything feels very weighty, melee is fun. Enemies react to gunshots and weapon design is all there-- yet they just can’t make it interesting enough to be relevant. No matter how many hundreds of millions of dollars they give the…

Bork, bork, pouuuuutine.

Try being Scandinavian...

Probably the best one I’ve seen was the Earth president in Babylon 5 from Season 5. IIRC, the actress is from Poland and spoke fluent Russian so she did a good jorb.

Taking bets on whether or not we see ScarJo sport a Russian accent in the movie. The more “moose and squirrel” the better. 

People still seem to think unions are both prevalent and still pay well. Better than average? Sure. Easy “fuck you” money? Not in decades.

The answer to that one is #2, answer #1 is a cheap jab at unions and protected workplaces of the sort that lazy hack comedians have repeated since Reagan went all out anti union in the eighties deregulation frenzy. Please do not repeat those anti employee jabs, they do immense long term economic and societal damage.

There’s 2 seasons worth of sit-com in that one thought alone.

This is why I stopped going to thrift stores.