It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

the solution is so easy: change the name of the island to RichPort, and the capital city to Saint John, and Trump will help them.

I am so goddamned conflicted about James Comey. On the one hand, he likely handed Trump the presidency with his ill-timed “We’re still looking into her emails” comment. On the other hand, he showed at least a little integrity (which is like, a lot of integrity in 2017 currency) by not agreeing to turn a blind eye to…

I moved on the Justice Department like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. It had all those checks and balances. Then all of a sudden I see lady justice, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

It’s hollow because his heart is even tinier than Trump’s hands.

Y’all know he means white people men, right?

“I would want the town to run properly”

In theory, but we all know the second amendment wasn’t meant to pertain to everyone.

Yeah. That was a job exactly NOBODY wanted.

Why do you want to pay child care? You should be at home taking care of your child yourself, not working outside the home. That’s what men are for. The men who are working in the coal mines that Trump is bringing back. And if any of you ever get sick, then walk it off, damn it! Like a real damn American.

Except that he wasn’t. After Boehner stepped down Republicans were eyeballing that post like it was a half glass of tepid beer with cigarette butts floating in it.

These days they’re calling it “Complicated Black Lung”. Or “Advanced Black Lung”.

There will be plenty of time to get accustomed to it once we invade you next year.

With this, the loss of net neutrality and the general poor performance of Trump, do you think there is a realistic chance of Democrats regaining the Senate and the House? I am somewhat confused by your political system (Canadian)

Here’s your list of the Senators up for election in 2018

Tax Cut Bill

by A SINGLE VOTE.

Yes. If you remember nothing else, remember that ONE VOTE MADE THE DIFFERENCE.

The tax bill also removes both student loan interest deduction...Those seeking advanced degrees could owe 300 percent more each year thanks to a provision in the plan that taxes tuition waivers.