I’ve found that when trash dudes use “likeable”, they really mean “bangable” because, in their eyes, a woman’s worth is inexorably linked to whether or not they want to have sex with her.

George W. Bush was president for EIGHT YEARS. Guarantee he tried at least two of these. Would’ve been more, but the secret service guys got quicker.

The rodent issue is major in my city too. I propose more owls.

Have they tried calling the British Army to have them set fire to it again?

Damn that photo is full of really nice mermaid hair.

Fun fact: Jay Cutler is a Type I diabetic, meaning that he himself is an immunocompromised individual.

Gizmodo Media Group announces a new site: Megyn Kelly Online, which will be run by Bobby Finger’s fingers.

This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

Nah, I went to the University of Being Right on the Internet. I can see how you’d mistake the two, though.

HOLY SHIT. Why wasn’t that one featured?!

You mean sleepy paralysis?

The story with the abusive boyfriend who says to the woman “you know what I am” was one of the best, is a shame it didn’t get featured. I think it was buried too far down to get noticed. I’ll link it if I get time later

Congrats and Happy Halloween to everyone who thinks they’re breaking the news about sleep paralysis to the rest of us.

Ok. I literally believe every story. All the stories that people are like “ugh. So. Fake.” I believe.

Right? It was just another car on the road. It’s like claiming you’re being stalked just because another person is on the sidewalk.

“He lunged for my car door.”

Even when supernatural, doggos only do good :’)

Also, guess who’s going to a bottle share in Cincinnati in a few weeks?! I’m sleeping with one eye open.

One night while trying to fall asleep, I suddenly had the feeling I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t hearing any noises, it just felt like I wasn’t alone (and I’m the only one who lives there). I wondered if my house was haunted, then decided if it was, I have enough dead friends and relatives, one of them would protect me. I…

I sent that one to a bunch of friends of mine when it was in the comments, all my guy friends were like “meh” and all my women friends were freaked the fuck out.