One of my friends thinks that Putin is Barron’s real father.

I would vote for your cat in a heartbeat. She has more personality than the entire Trump clan put together.

One of my friends thinks Russia was playing the long con, and Melania is a Russian spy with 20 million dollars in a Swiss bank account.

What, was the Secretary of State, the Deputy Secretary of State, the Ambassador to the UN, the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, Trump’s bodyguard and the mailman all occupied?

Why is this fuckwit smiling?

Still feel sorry for you, this is a basic human right and to be deprived of it is wrong

Looks like the NRA lobbied hard on this bill.

I have lived all of my 32 years in Wyoming and I just want to say (because I am not dealing with the new status quo very well today. I’m a disabled chronically ill queer woman and I’m so fucking scared and angry I could just spit):

Fuck you, Barrasso, you pissant McConnell lackey. You spineless shitgibbon!

He works over at Deadspin. Lives in PA, as I recall.

My sources indicate it applies equine medicine standards to anyone with income less than $250k/yr.

America is an extra in a Russian Mob movie.

But it still comes up to the same place on the side of his boat.

I remember (with ZERO fondness) having to wear my halloween costume (and soccer uniform) over my snow suit.

I’m living with my mom at the moment too, I feel your pain. FUCKING STUPID CAPITALISM.

Thank you science person. It’s good to clarify such things to head off the “Well, actually” folk.

I was so hoping this was about her hairdo.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

No. We’re taking names now. Everyone who has helped with this farce, taken away healthcare, thrown people out of the country, and dropped MOABs (the only mention of mothers for most of this administration) helped destroy protections for clean water and air...all of this and more. It’s time to take names and then …