Mine was in 2004 and we had fucking Ben Carson. To make matters worse, I didn’t know he was as asshole yet and I was looking forward to it because I had read Gifted Hands as a child and LOVED it.

I’d vote for her ANYway!

Joan Crawford may be dead but I see that her spirit lives on.

Big government intrusion! Free speech! ARGLE BARGLE!!!

You know what made it DELICIOUS? Cruz had this smarmy “I think I’m James Dean” look on his face...then got pulverized.

She was a “customer” dropping off...something. And refused to give a donation (ok not everyone can sacrifice even a small amount of money but she was rude about it). Guess it was good she didn’t just eat the animal she found? (sorry again but not really)

You are apparently in a better part of Texas than I am. I got stuck in line in front of two Trumpfucks and ooooooooh, they do Not like being questioned by the little white girl with the tattoos and an undercut.

...but what about the chupacabras? Nobody ever thinks of the poor chupacabras... :*(

I openly talk about how awful Trump is, I don’t even “read the room” and to my surprise (maybe they’re just being polite) EVERYONE seems to agree with me. And I live in a wealthy town where I KNOW a huge percentage of people voted for him. It’s interesting.

If only Dr Seuss was still here, to have “Yertle the Armadillo” ready for Christmas!

He’s going to make the biggest net. A really beautiful net. It’ll catch all the illegals flying in from Mexico. It’s gonna be good. He’ll call it Skynet. You’ll love it, believe me.

Aren’t these the same people that get all pissy about participation trophies for kids’ sports? “Pussification” and all that? That’s the equivalent for the presidency. “Well you tried, here are some orange slices to go with your face”

So it was an ill eagle?

Especially the lady ones - they’re mostly brown anyway.

Texas doesn’t have many baby birds? Weird.

“I think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think!?”

Can’t wait to see the reviews.

You can defend most crimes this way.

You know, back in the 90s and early 00s there was all this hysteria about Disney’s hegemony over kids’ media, and cries of “Oh my god we’re brainwashing an entire generation!!! What will the future be like? They won’t be able to think for themselves!!!”

Don’t you see? Les Deplorables are the real victims here, having to live alongside people who are different from them AND being called out for being xenophobic!