He just dropped bombs on two Muslim nations. Of course that’s going to certain parts of the country a thrill.

Baldwin is, but not Jayne Cobb.

Firefly references are ALWAYS appreciated.

“The vehicle which carries the president of the United States is a spectacular vehicle. It is designed to withstand a massive attack like a low-level rocket grenade.

Of course Trump has the biggest and best health violations. I expect nothing less from a kitchen that takes an expensive steak, burns the shit out of it, then douses it in ketchup.

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

HOWDY NEIGHBOR. Yeah that district doesn’t make any sense. Also, fuck Peter Roskam.

Them Jap Koreans had it coming for all the jew gassing they did in Vietnam. Trumps America applauds his attack on Chinese city Tokyo.

It’s like Trump jazz! It’s the Tweets you don’t read that have the most impact!

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

I just explained the notion of tacking “Electric Boogaloo” onto any sequel to my 7 year old in hopes that she will pass on this element of culture to her peers.

Obligatory gif for every Tammi story

It’s used as an excuse to imprison black and brown and poor people to extract cheap labor from them. It’s not about public safety and never was.

The way he talks about black people (if you don’t know what I’m referring to, you’ll have to google it). The fact that he was sued for refusing to rent to black people. The fact that he claimed Mexico sent rapists and murderers to our country. It may not seem like much to someone like you, but it sure as hell means…

You sound white as fuuuuuck.

Are you white?

This one is my favorite

It’s y’all. The contraction of “you” and “all”. Not the contraction of “ya” and “whatthefuckever”. Y’ALL. Get it together.

I guess you’d understand what it’s like to be tuned out for sounding fucking dumb.