There is a joke Margerat Cho told where she was asked by newscasters to say in her native language they were moving to a different channel. She said it in English they were moving to a different channel.

Oh sure, NOW the republicans believe in science

such a good burn.

I count Tuesday 9 pm until Thursday at 4 that he was able to hold off from sending out an insane tweet. That’s an entire 43 hours. They must have had him sedated.....

Give them time, the good fellas at Gestapo didn’t start shooting people on day one in the job...

“You know who we are and you know why we’re here,” —sound like some real tough guys. Guess what, the ‘80s hero movies called and they want their hack lines back. Nice work taking down the millenial girl with the big glasses, Steve- good collar.

Using your own analogy, she let the insurance lapse, then paid the agent for a new policy but was still getting delayed and dicked around by the home office when the agents decided to burn her house down to teach her a lesson. A little different.

I described Sessions that way in Slack last night but I will maintain that BOTH of them look like cookie elves if cookie elves were terrible

“We never covered this in class.”

“successful”

Stop being disingenuous.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

I’m still amazed at the number of people who are more upset at Keith losing the race than Keith himself is......

This from someone who stays up all night ranting on twitter and watching cable news, looks like he needs uppers just to get through the day.. But the woman is tired..

It’s kind of strange not to see a sentence full of adjectives. It’s just terrible, sad, pathetic. I can’t wait till Betsy Devos ruins public education so all our kids can speak like Donald Trump.

Oh I know, I hold on to eternal hope that I’m right though :)

Well, in fairness, we (the left) lost by -3MM votes.

Do turtles have assholes?

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

Bill Maher refuses to let anyone from BLM on his show but invites MY because he supports ‘free speech’. Bill Maher has been racist and sexist forever but no one blinks an eye or really cares cause he’s a ‘liberal’ white man.