I didn’t even notice until I read your comment, went back up, saw what you were talking about...

I tried to star your comment but there is bad kinja afoot and it took a star away.

Why did you repost this? You won last year.

Cried reading this.

That’s what you get for having a water bed.

Me too! I wondered why this terrifying story was woefully starless.

I am very conflicted about starring your comment. Not because it’s not a good story, it’s an awesome story. But because I feel like I’m giving that stalker a star.

Classic dad joke, and you get all the stars.

A chardonnay fueled fire burns brightest.

My mom is a nurse and she spent a bit of time working with people with dementia. She said that drumpf does not show signs whatsoever, simply because he’s been this way ever since anyone knew who he was 30 years ago. Now, he has certainly lost a percentage of the words he used to say, but he’s also in his 70s, and…

I live in Colorado, and we have never, not once, ever had a hurricane.

SORRY THAT I WANT MY NANNY TO BE ABLE TO LIVE IN THE LAP OF LUXURY, TD.

I live in Denver which is pretty liberal, but we still have our right leaning inhabitants. I’ve had multiple customers say things like “I’m cool with us getting these illegals out of here. Except for Juann this guy who works for me. Works hard, has never called in sick, he’s one of the good ones”.

She should also have a phd in childrens literature.

That’s the same Jack Ryan. He ran for governer against Blago and lost, then ran for senate against Obama, got accused of forcing his wife to have sex with strangers, droped out of the race, and was replaced by Alan Keys, the only black person the republicans could find on such short notice. He (Keys) is an insane…

Being from Illinois, you get used to a lot of political embarrassments. But the whole Blago thing was too much. He sounds like an annoying neighbor, and I remember him running ads agains Jack Ryan by saying he was like George Ryan because they’ve got the same name (as do millions of other Irish people but whatever)…

Poor Jeff Sessions. He didn’t want to deport Canadians! He just wanted to deport... you know... the sort of... el people... who are... el bado... but not like in a racist way.

She does spell it the way women do with an “i”, however I’m sure trump doesn’t know there’s a difference.

I can’t believe in my head how I justified this for a split second. I was like “Well, in fairness, Republicans are mostly white men, so obviously it’s more difficult to get a diverse group of Republicans”.

Melania is the only woman who watched the new Jurassic Park movie and was like “I appreciate that running from dinosaurs didn’t stop Bryce Dallas Howard from keeping her shoe game on point”