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Hows about white people tear down the statues instead? We’re the ones who put them up. We’re the ones who should tear them down.

I couldn’t find those pics. Link please?

Solid. Dad joke. Right there.

SOMETIMES SNACKING IS A CHORE AND IT’S HARD WORK AND SOME OF US SWEAT BUT WE SNACK THROUGH THE DISCOMFORT BECAUSE SNACKING IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

But did your daughter go to Wharton?

I don’t know if you ever listen to Pod Save America, but if you don’t know it’s a podcast by a couple former Obama staffers. They’ve gotten to the point where they’re just like “Okay, we can’t just call this podcast ‘can you imagine if Obama had done that?!?’ So we need to stop harping on it”. But then they keep

I’m a member of the Young Democrats (basically a group for millennial voters who want to be heard) and at the first meeting I went to right after the election I asked the reps who represent us to the DNC if they actually listen to what we want. Her response? “.................uhhhhhhhh, I mean......... no”.

The MOAB actually has a really sad story behind her. She had multiple c-sections and her rates were hiked and she can’t afford her insurance now.

Thank you! Just the other day I saw her on TV and was like “oh hey, she looks pretty good.”

Damned birds laying their anchor eggs!

He is the Elle Woods of presidents if Elle had been an idiot.

While I do love Bey, I feel bad for you. NOT because I believe you don’t understand her art (you have a differing opinion and I totally get that) but because it must be a lonely life. I applaud your bravery in saying you’re not her fan. It’s a rough life to say such things and I find your ho est refreshing.

“The Art of The Lady Deal- Ladies saying vagina stuff to get you to buy their dumb wisdom- witch style” will be the name of my book printed on pink perfumed paper.

Josiah Bartlet never would have stood for this!

Ohhhh. Learn 2 new things every day!

Since I’m a woman, my intelligence isn’t valued.

I thought Cannard meant duck. So I learned something new today.

I read an article that said that no one would criticize Trump as much if he were a woman. Someone reaponded “if only we had a way to see how an election with a more qualified  woman would go”

Hey, I’m going to give you the secret to success. Buy low. And... sell hi.

Sounds like the summer hit song of 2017.