500 dollars is a lot of money. Maybe not to you, but to a lot of people that’s a lot of money.

Abandon the country? Abondon the fucking country? How fucking dare you say that.

... I disagree with you so I should go stand in a corner? Gosh, that’s always a good idea that NEVER backfires and causes a tyrant to get elected to the highest office in the land.

I don’t understand why you’re so angry at me. Like, I’m not your therapist. It’s not okay to take your anger toward 61 million people out on me.

He lost by 35 votes. That’s substantial to you? Also, it wasn’t a general election. Not only do you not understand how voting works, but you also don’t understand numbers.

I happily voted for Hillary.

I liked Hillary. But okay, I guess Bernie is my guy.

Never heard that one before. “We need everyone to fall in line behind Hillary to protect us from Trump. Nevermind that the DNC FIGUREHEAD rigged the primary”.

435 party hacks voted. It wasn’t an open vote.

Wow. It must be hard to have to spend time with you. You’re awful.

I liked Hillary. But don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find something else to troll me about.

I understand that this is the internet, so it’s natural to be awful to people you don’t know. But you’re being a huge asshole, even considering that this is the internet.

That’s the thing. Despite the fact that I don’t have ideological issues with Perez, it just proves that despite the fact that Ellison had more support by people in the party, money won. I’m fucking over begging the DNC to listen to the party base- young people, women, and non whites. Instead they go establishment…

God forbid we try to actually respect what the people want from a DNC chair. I’m seriously considering leaving the party over this bullshit.

I’ve been reading this great news, excellent news, from The Onion. All fact based, and SERIOUS JOURNALISM!

NO! Some women are fat! They should wear a tent or better yet, never leave the home.

Cool. Maybe we can emulate Saudi Arabia in other ways too.

If they were a huge successful company that made cakes all around the country (Baskin robins and whatnot) I’d say fuck em. But for a small local shop, business like that is a big deal and it would be hard to say no.

Bumper sticker ideas for Trump 2020.

Oh my God, I’m from Chicago and everyone at work the day after the Cubs won was congratulating me, and I was like “haha, yeah cool, hopefully this doesn’t mean that trump will win because apparently anything is possible hahahahahahaha”.