How come we got stuck in the darkest timeline?

I hope that you invite multiracial transgendered lesbians to Thanksgiving to sit next to your sil at Thanksgiving.

Don’t you mean Koch ovens?

Yep.

It’s like the opposite of Barry. I keep thinking to myself “god, I’m so glad we just got that black president” and my heart warms. And then turns to ice when I think of the One Cheeto To Rule Us All.

Well OBVIOUSLY it’s still the fault of black people. Despite the fact that white women are the largest voting block, and if they all rallied behind one candidate that candidate would win, it’s still the fault of 13% of eligible voters, black people. Or blacks, as we’re now probably supposed to call them in Trump’s…

I BET A MAN MADE THAT.

Cat’s out of the bag, lady! The world knows I have a vagina! I am reminded everytime I get paid less than a man with similar credentials, everytime a man yells at mw from a car, and everytime I get my “monthly”.

She hates David Hasselhoff, he hates walls, ergo, she loves walls.

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

IF FINNS ARE NOT WHITE THEN WHAT EVEN IS WHITE ANYMORE?

Hate Rising is available for free on youtube. It’s a documentary that the guy Trump told to “go back to Univision” at that press conference. Little did Trump know, this guy was filming a documentary about why white supremacists are coming out of the closet because of Trump.

Egg

I didn’t love the lead girl, but I think she’s a good actor. I just thought her character was too twee. But I was so bummed when it went off the air.

DUH Storm is Marvel. Forgive me.

No Storm?

#presidentstorm2020

Who was team Dawson?

My nephew is 4 aand he still kisses on the mouth. We don’t open our mouths.

I met a Russian dude at a bar a few years ago. I was reading drunk Tank Pink, and he started mansplaining the pronunciation of the word Psychology (he pronounced it sipcology. His English was great, and I’m not one to language shame foreigners, I have massive respect for people who speak multiple languages as I don’t.…