I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

His tights were pilling.

Seriously I was so bothered by how visually unappealing the performance was, especially compared with any recent shows. Even Coldplay’s spinning umbrellas were more visually interesting.

But they could have just played Prince performances for 20m, and it would have been miles better.

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.

THANK YOU so much for posting this. Mcgowan not only silenced and kicked out a trans woman (who asked legitimate questions about problematic comments Mcgowan made about trans women), but then she was consoled by the mostly white audience. This is the epitome of #whitefeminism.

End of Terminator 2.

Yeah I couldn’t BELIEVE she published the text (but was also kinda relieved because I’m a bad person and wanted to know what it said). It seems the author is perfectly fine airing other people’s personal insecurities and histories and stories. Even if her husband said that is was ok, did he ok the backstory behind it…

And I hate using that word, but sometimes it is just necessary.

“I am a person. I have a person-ality. I take things person-ally, because I’m person-able. You can’t do those things when you’re not a person. And I am a person.”

It’s like he emerged as a real life Cliff Huxtable just in time for the false Cliff Huxtable’s fall from grace.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Fair trade straw hats and sunscreen made only from sea buckthorn.

Show them!!

Life hack SNOW makes a GREAT Pillow!

You’re correct about everything except the artisinal mayonnaise because obviously we make our own.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

Three words for you: Drop. Dead. Gorgeous.

Don’t ask me. Apparently some rabbi said that would fix the situation, since I guess you’d have like... an extra layer between you and the cemetery.